Tom Phippen

Any number of things are wrong with the tory’s comically bad attempts to smear Gordon Brown, here’s a list:

• There’s a lot of actual shit things about New Labour they could talk about (although to be fair to the tories most of these things are tory policy)
• Making me think of Flash Gordon means I’ve got Queen and Brian Blessed stuck on a loop in my head, which is a good thing
• Complaining that a union, which about 4% of voters are members of, has an unfair say in Labour policy, when you’re run by a 1 guy who’s a thieving billionaire scum bag who only cares about increasing his already obscene wealth, is a bit off.
• Oh, and you fucked it up completely:
  • Congratulated themselves for doing a great job before the shit hit the fan (and even if it hadn’t there’s only 617 people signed up)
  • Didn’t understand how twitter, or html injection worked
  • Caused a funny graph to be made
  • and got a torygraph stooge to say it was teh hax0rs

The internet is great

A lot of clients who hire some designers to design & build their website will pay a third party for SEO, often too much relative to what their paying for the design and development. Here are the steps you need to follow for budgeting.

1. Take the number of sales you make to Search Engine’s spiders (which is 0)
2. Prefix it with your local currency’s symbol (for UK visitors £0)
3. Spend that much on SEO
4. Take the money you were going to spend on SEO and hire a copywriter.

Because good content is important, maybe if it was called Potential Customer Experience Optimisation (PCEO™) clients would pay silly money for it.